3. whitnee – No Cheesie, not your Whitney. I’m talking about my first crush ever, whitnee. I didn’t get to see pics of her but she really wanted to date me in real life. She was a hot LEGAL cheerleader emphasis on legal. I would always partner with her if she needed my help and we had a great time together. Unfortunately, she left the game for weird reasons and I never saw her again. If she did stay however, I would have been committed to her. Could you imagine that? A committed, whipped, conservative Dr Rouge? The Winter Solstice would have been destroyed if that happened.

2. forThoseTears – Asian chicks make me happy inside. So, I was really glad that I met forThoseTears. Not only is she a hot asian chick, but she’s also as perverted as me. I couldn’t believe it myself, a girl that’s like me and is hot all in one platter. That’s like watching Charlie’s Angels and then Night Court on the same night. We always trained in the kern spawn together. We would always hit on each other and she made me feel oh so good in the pants. Unfortunately, she quit because she had a life and then I saw her a few months later and she wasn’t even interested on hitting on me. I was quite sad until I found another girl to flirt with.

1. Saruya – As you can tell, I really love my asian women and Saruya(Saya) is my number 1 pick. Not only is she gorgeous but she has a beautiful singing voice. She even sang a song to me in mandarin which translates to “I love you”. Like most people I meet in this game, I met her through ventrilo and I knew that I wanted to get to know Ms Saya even more. She sings a lot of songs that are quite beautiful. My favorite would have to be the one that had the word “Japanesey”. That word was a funny word and I kept saying it. Not to mention, she did webcam for me which +100 points Dr Rouge points to her. Sadly, she lives in Dutch land and I live in New Jersey. However, like the famous song goes, “I would walk 500 miles, just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at your door.” I dedicate that song to you, Saya.

Now for the terrifying! The Scary! The Vicious! The worst hookups ever! AHHHHHH!!!