Hi, I'm Dr Rouge, the self-proclaimed sex machine, the cool cat of Mia, the hottest of the hot and I can go on to boost my inflated ego. As many people in Mia already know, I hit on a lot of girls on Flyff. In fact, most of the ladies in Mia have been violated by me in one point in their lives. However, they really want me and they might say no to me, but with the special talent that I call selective hearing, I hear them say “YES YES OHHHH YES”. So, I’m here to talk about my top 5 hookups that I had in Flyff penya. Unfortunately, the grass isn’t always greener on the other side, so I’ll talk about the top 5 worse hookups as well. But before we get started, all the men reading this, take out your pen and notepad, you’ll need to know this in your future hookups in flyff. And all you ladies out there, call me and we can have some fun.

Here are 5 hot, juicy hookups that I really like. Ideally, I would have my way if all 5 of them were in the same room as me hehehe.

5. ThatBladeGirl – It was a lonely Valentine’s Day. No girlfriend, no sex, no candy grams, not even a phone call from one of my ex’s complaining about something wrong. It was turning out to be a sad day, almost as sad as a Tim Allen movie. With nothing to do, I logged onto flyff penya and trained with some ranger who barely knew English. Suddenly, someone private messaged me, a character named ThatBladeGirl. She asked if I knew a good blade build because like 90% of people in Mia, she confused me for DrBlade. Anyways, I had no idea how to make a blade so I told her that I didn’t know. However, this gave me ample opportunity to pull out all the stops and to get to know her a little better. She’s from Oregon and she has blonde hair. So, I assumed she looked like Kate Bosworth because she’s a blonde and hot. She told me some other stuff too, but we won’t get into that.

4. SaucyMaid – SaucyMaid and a camera is synonymous to Tom Selleck and his stache, they both can’t leave home without it. But, that’s not a bad thing, because SaucyMaid is one smoking hottie. To the multiple hair colors and styles that she brings to the table, she looks hot in all of them. I knew Saucy through the forums when she posted pics of herself on the Mia Photobook. My gut reaction was to meet that hottie in game and ask her out. I met her on ventrilo. I admit, I was nervous around her because she’s this smoking hot chick on the Mia Photobook and in every guy’s fantasy. So, I talked to her with caution and then she had to train with TomBP. Of course, the friendly rm that I am, I decided to help my friend Tom (even though it was to make Saucy think I’m this really nice guy who helps people out when in reality, I just wanted to get it on with her). Well, I made her laugh and she was quite amazing. After that day, it earned me a webcam session with her. I was really happy after that.